The Queen of Hearts
£5.40
The Queen of Hearts said, “Bugger tarts,
It’s much too nice a day.
Let’s get the dogs, put on our clogs
And go outside to play.”
When the King of Hearts called for his tarts
The Queen replied “Tough luck,
We’ve had a really fun day off
And we don’t give a f**k!”
Way to go Queenie, tell it as it is. Comes to you as a pdf download to stick in the oven immediately or to put on the back burner to return to when you’re ready.
- Area in stitches: 157 x 197